MooMeter Takes A Cow!

When cows watch movies, you'd like to think they moo - the longer the moo, the better.

You may have already noticed that at MOOVY REVUE, we like to keep things complicated.

Which is why we are now launching the ultra modern, highly sophisticated and completely confusing MOOMETER - courtesy from all the cowhands here who really have nothing better to do than to listen to all the mooing.

But just so you don't get lost in translation, we have painstakingly listed below the abcs (or ooos) and punctuations of the various moos you might come across at MOOVY REVUE.

Don't mention it - you're entirely welcome. We like to think of that as a little extra service....


MOOMETER AT A GLANCE

First thing to look out for is the number of 'O's - the more the merrier the rating.

Standard is up to 5 'O's (5 stars) - but you might very occasionally see sixes and sevens or even more. Those have achieved 'God'-like status, having given our cows the equivalent of continuous, non-stop moogasms....

Below are the more common Moos you might receive on the MOOMETER.

MOOMETER READINGS:
Mm - Why are we even talking about this?
Moo - That's about all the acknowledgement you'll get....
Moo-o - That was... entertaining....
Moo-oo - Did that cow just jump over the moon?
Moo-ooo - Yes it did!

.. - Each dot represents a fraction of an 'O', or in mathematical terms 0.1, 0.2, 0.3 yada yada....
.. - For dots accompanying Mm, each dot is negative and therefore the more the worse....
! - Each exclaimation point represents a MOOVY REVUE award in a single category (like the Oscars).
? - Each question mark is an equivalent of a razzie or questionable point in the movie (opposite to !)